BUCHAREST 2022
Good evening and welcome to Bucharest, the capital of Romania! After Elena's victory in the previous edition, we welcome you to this Eurovision Slut Contest! Once again 26 beautiful women from the history of the Eurovision Song Contest have been chosen to compete in this very special competition. It's not only about singing and dancing, but the will to do everything to win.
And as you might be able to guess from this contests name if you're not already familiar: I do mean everything. You have been choses as one of the contest's jurors and have valuable votes to give to these women to decide the winner of tonight's contest. And if you give a woman your votes, they will be very grateful. The contestant you give the maximum 12 points to will of course be willing to do a lot more for you than the one you give only 1 point.
Now last time, our own Elena was the busiest of the contestants, working hard to earn those 47 points that secured her the victory. Using all of her body, her breasts, her mouth, her pussy, her ass and its hole, taking a lot of cum on and in her, she ended up on top at the end of the night. We have a stacked field this time with many winners and memorable performers. Who will be the one who follows in Elena's footsteps — or should I say "slutsteps"? — and become the next winner of the Grand Prix Eurovision de la Souillon? Let's find out and
LET THE EUROVISION SLUT CONTEST BEGIN!
01 - Switzerland
Franca di Rienzo
1966 - "Nous aurons demain" - 3rd in Final
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From 1966 to the late 70s she was the singer of French folk band Les Troubadours.
02 - Croatia
Vesna Pisarović
2002 - "Everything I Want" - 11th in Final
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In her youth, Vesna attended a music school where she learned to play the flute. This woman knows how to blow!
03 - France
Christine Minier
1987 - "Les mots d'amour n'ont pas de dimanche" - 14th in Final
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After her participation in the Eurovision Song Contest, Christine became the singer for the French band La Bande à Basile.
04 - Luxembourg
Vicky Leandros
1967 - (as Vicky) "L'amour est bleu" - 4th in Final
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1972 - "Après toi" - WINNER
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An internationally successful singer with a long career, Vicky Leandros found her greatest success in Germany. Her biggest hit is chart-topping "Theo, wir fahr’n nach Lodz" from 1974.
05 - United Kingdom
Kathy Kirby
1965 - "I Belong" - 2nd in Final
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Kirby was one of the UK's premier singers and entertainers of the early to mid 60s. She even had her own television show on the BBC for two seasons!
06 - Ukraine
Kateryna Pavlenko
2020 - (part of Go_A) "Solovey" - Contest cancelled
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2021 - (part of Go_A) "Shum" - 2nd in Final
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Kateryna grew up in poverty to the point of being homeless for a while. During that time, she developed a lung disease that required her having parts of her lungs removed. She had to develop a unique singing technique as her lungs no longer have enough power to do it conventionally.
07 - Andorra
Gisela
2008 - "Casanova" - 16th in Semi-Final
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A star in her native Spain, Gisela reached 2nd place in the Spanish charts with "Casanova", adding to her three previous number 1 hits.
08 - Bulgaria
Poli Genova
2011 - "Na Inat" - 12th in Semi-Final
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2016 - "If Love was a Crime" - 4th in Final
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Her fourth place in 2016 remains Bulgaria's second best finish behind Kristian Kostov getting second place with his song "Beautiful Mess" the following year.
09 - Romania
Sanda
2004 - "I Admit" - 18th in Final
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As a child Sanda wanted to be a teacher, but when she won the Mamaia Pop Festival in Romania, she pursued a career as a singer while studying law in Bucharest.
10 - Italy
Emma
2014 - "La mia città" - 21st in Final
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Emma's music career was launched into the stratosphere by her victory on the television show Amici di Maria De Filippi in 2010. Since then, she has achieved four number 1 hits as well as six other top ten chart placement with her singles.
11 - Portugal
Célia Lawson
1997 - "Antes do adeus" - 24th in Final (nul points)
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Despite her flirtation with pop music and other genres, rock seems to be Célia's first and lasting love. She started as a singer for hard rock and heavy metal bands. After participating in the Eurovision Song Contest she returned to rock under the name IRA.
12 - Azerbaijan
Sabina Babayeva
2012 - "When the Music Dies" - 4th in Final
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Sabina takes her music seriously. After participating in the Eurovision Song Contest, she enrolled in a study program at the Baku Academy of Music.
13 - Turkey
Şebnem Paker
1996 - "Beşinci Mevsim" - 12th in Final
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1997 - (with Grup Etnik) "Dinkle - 3rd in Final
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Today Şebnem is a music teacher and the author of a textbook used in Turkish art high schools.
14 - Serbia
Konstrakta
2022 - "In corpore sano" - 5th in Final
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In addition to a respectable fifth place finish, Konstrakta took home the Artistic Award, as voted on by the show's commentators, in the supplementary Marcel Bezençon Awards.
15 - Spain
Massiel
1968 - "La, la, la" - WINNER
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Massiel was announced as a replacement for Joan Manuel Serrat who had insisted on singing the song in Catalan to the dismay of the Franco regime. In only a few days, she returned to Europe from a tour of Mexico, learned the song, recorded versions in several languages, traveled to the contest in Paris, and ultimately beat the heavily favored Cliff Richards by a single point.
16 - Slovenia
Tinkara Kovač
2014 - "Round and Round" - 25th in Final
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Tinkara had attempted to win Slovenia's national selection three times before, starting in 1997, coming in 10th, 2nd, and 4th respectively. Another attempt in 2020 ended with her in 4th place again.
17 - Monaco
Michèle Torr
1966 - (for Luxembourg) "Ce soir je t'attendais" - 10th in Final
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1977 - "Une petite française" - 4th in Final
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A prolific artist, Michèle regularly releases new songs and albums, the most recent being Je vais bien in 2019.
18 - Belarus
Maimuna
2015 - (with Uzari) "Time" - 12th in Semi-fnal
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Maimuna's father is from Mali where her family moved to when she was young. Unable to adapt to the climate, she returned to Belarus, moving in with her maternal grandmother.
19 - Greece
Katy Garbi
1993 - "Ellada, chora tou fotos" - 9th in Final
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In addition to being one of Greece's most successful recording artists, Katy is a philanthropists. She has held concerts to benefit sick or homeless children, or the Red Cross, and contributed to various Live Aid concerts.
20 - Albania
Rona Nishliu
2012 - "Suus" - 5th in Final
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Rona's powerful vocals catapulted her to fifth place, the best result for Albania to this day.
21 - Morocco
Samira Bensaïd
1980 - "Bitaqat Hub" - 18th in Final
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Although 1980 was Morocco's only participation in the Eurovision Song Contest, it remains the only African member of the European Broadcasting Union to make it to the contest. Algeria, Tunisia, Libya, and Egypt have never done so despite their eligibility as members of the EBU.
22 - Germany
Katja Ebstein
1970 - "Wunder gibt es immer wieder" - 3rd in Final
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1971 - "Diese Welt" - 3rd in Final
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1980 - "Theater" - 2nd in Final
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Participating three times and placing in the top 3 every time is a unique accomplishment in the history of the Eurovision Song Contest. It makes Katja the most successful contestant to never win it all.
23 - Austria
Anita
1984 - "Einfach weg" - 19th in Final
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Despite finishing last place in the Eurovision Song Contest Anita topped the Austrian charts with her song.
24 - Netherlands
Getty Kaspers
1975 - (part of Teach-in) "Ding-adong" - WINNER
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Getty remained a part of the Eurovision family. In 1978, 1982, and 2009 she was part of the Dutch jury, and in 2021 she, along with the rest of the reformed Teach-in, participated in the interval act for the contest, Rock The Roof, also featuring former winners Måns Zelmerlöw, Sandra Kim, Lenny Kuhr, Helena Paparizou, and Lordi.
25 - Norway
Margaret Berger
2013 - "I Feed You My Love" - 4th in Final
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The song I Feed You My Love was written by Swedish songwriter Karin Park. She did not want to sing it herself and recalled Margaret Berger's performances on Idol: Jakten på en superstjerne, offering her the song. Park was happy with Margaret's performance, saying "she does it amazingly well".
26 - Finland
Anneli Saaristo
1989 - "La dolce vita" - 7th in Final
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Despite the Italian title and the song Mediterranean rythms, the lyrics are in Finnish save for the titular phrase "La dolce vita".
Thank you to all 26 participants for their great performances. They have done their part, now it's time for you to do yours. It's time to cast your votes. As always you can distribute
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points to your favorite participants. But remember: you can only vote for each participant cannot vote for the participant from your own country, no matter how much you want and desire to!
Of course we haven't forgotten about the participants rewarding you for giving them your votes. Below you'll find a list of things to do with each participant you voted for and how many points it will cost you.
Once the voting starts, you have at least until next Friday to cast your votes. Then voting will be closed and we will find out who has won the jurors' favor with her favors and wins the Eurovision Slut Contest! Without further ado:
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